Your personal trench agent.

An AI moose that lives in your wallet, watches Robinhood Chain and talks you out of buying the top.

Ask the moose.

Your AI trench agent, with strong opinions about everything. Ask him anything, then watch him think.

Moose calm

gm. I'm Moose. I watch the tape so you don't have to stare at it. What's on your mind?

Moose has opinions, not investment advice.

A moose hatches for your wallet.

Connect a wallet on Robinhood Chain and your own moose appears. You pick the coat, the visor and the name.

He watches the tape.

Your moose follows the tokenized stocks you care about and notices when you're about to do something silly.

One calm brief before the bell.

What moved, what matters, what to ignore. Short enough to read before your coffee cools.

Your trades go on the trophy wall.

Best entries get a big frame. Worst entries get a smaller one.

Hatch yours.

Every holder gets a moose. Dress this one up; the whole site will use your look once you save it.

Coat
Visor
Headset

The Feeder.

The plan: creator fees from $MOOSE buy a tokenized stock into a shared vault for holders, and holders vote on which stock it is. It stays a concept until the contracts ship and pass an audit.

In the vault
Stock held
Next buy

Live numbers appear here after launch. Nothing on this page is a promise of returns.

Stock of the week

Pick the stock you'd want in the Feeder.

Voting goes on-chain after launch. Until then your pick stays in this browser.

Ticker
$MOOSE
Chain
Robinhood Chain
Supply
Announced at launch
Creator fees
To the Feeder

Get $MOOSE.

  1. Add Robinhood Chain to your wallet.
  2. Bring a little ETH for gas.
  3. Swap for $MOOSE with the contract below. Check it against our X first.

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